--nngh..... Where....

....

Is that...

....

Oh Lord, no. No, this can't--! [The voice cuts off in a hiss of pain.

So Grell is back and not so happy per usual. She's been dumped in the middle of the town square, quite beaten up and more than a little broken, and, most of all, quite human. For the next two weeks, Grell is one of the plain old ( Read more... )

--n't you touch me! I am NOT going with you! GET OUT OF THIS HO--

[Something smashes against the wall and shatters. Moments later Grell's chainsaw roars to life.]

I LIKED THAT VASE!! I'm going to carve a new one from your ugly faces!!

[But that doesn't quite work because it never does. After a nasty fight which likely broke more than just ( Read more... )

[Grell is a bit unhappy at this holiday, what with being alone and being unhappy usually leads him to do some...not quite legal things.

But now it has left a mess and Lady Death is staring at the living room carpet, wondering what to do.]

...Would anyone happen to know a way to get blood out of the carpet?

[ooc; first thread goes to Haine! POST ( Read more... )

[In the middle of town, near the plaza, a certain death god is returning from a mallynapping. In midair. Anyone nearby or with a good sense of hearing will probably hear:]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Following by a hard crashing thump. People over the journals will only catch the last bit as Grell's journal falls open.....I am going to ( Read more... )

I'm bored.

And you're all being terribly depressing with this person getting taken or that person going loony and trying to kill people. While I don't mind that last bit, it's not very...."nice" now is it? Let's have some proper fun, hm?

Who wants their nails done?

Honestly, what is with this new decor? The stars are absolutely tacky, the sky has this giant ugly light in it, and now vermin are everywhere infesting people and their homes. And the vermin? Are disgusting.

Disgusting.

No sense of aesthetics at all.

[SIGH] I swear this place shall drive me mad simply by how atrocious it's become.